MALE BALLERS...IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE MILLIONS YOU WOULD BE WITH A MUD DUCK.


This blog is to the men...

Men..some of you need to look in the mirror. If you were not worth millions do you think you would get that hot chic on your arm? Hell no...

Men go to the extreme to please women. They will buy a luxury car while living in their momma's basement or in subsidized housing. They will pop bottles in the club but haven't paid their rent yet. (This paragraph is dedicated to the fake ballers)

For my ballers...think back to junior high school. Were you hot? Did the girls play tag with you? Why do you think a bunch of hot chics are going after you know? Because you have money. Interfacial dating is becoming an epidemic. If you look like stir fried s***...and your girl is a dime..it's probably because you have some money in your pocket.

To add...I hate to see these men talking about the beauty-challenged. I went to this pool party yesterday and overheard this ugly ass dude talking about this girl looks...I wanted to turn around and say the nerve of you...you look like a booger.

*end vent* lol

Thoughts?

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Tags: ballers, dating, interfacial

Comment by Sunshine Jones on June 1, 2009 at 2:52pm
Amen to that Boss! I hate when dudes get disrespectful because u don't want to talk to them, that's when I get real and let them know this beautiful b*tch don't like ugly muglies like yourself and that's why u can't have my number
Comment by Siren on June 1, 2009 at 3:05pm
This is an epidemic that us women have to put an end to..... stop treating ugly dudes with $$$ Super Special...the only thing worse than cute dude with an ugly personality is an ugly dude with an UGLIER Personality!
Comment by OfficialGroupie on June 1, 2009 at 3:16pm
Lol too funny!
Comment by SACK CHASER on June 1, 2009 at 3:56pm
^^^^^ dead!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!
Comment by mochagirl on June 1, 2009 at 3:58pm
Lol! I thought my ex was the only person who used the term mud duck.
Comment by Nikki Nik on June 1, 2009 at 4:00pm
LMFAO!! @ "Did the girls play tag with you?" & "If you look like stir fried s***.."

Im guilty tho.....they treat u like a queen....

Everytime we r out together sumbody ask "What da f**k you doing with him?.."
*sigh* so gone.....
Comment by Baller Alert on June 1, 2009 at 4:16pm
lmao@cookie

Post other examples of Interfacial dating...LOL
Comment by Black_celebutante on June 1, 2009 at 4:43pm
boss went hard on this subject that she is so passionate about!

seriously they need to stop though I hate ugly guys that think they are the s***! I feel like saying you look more like s***!
Comment by Denise on June 1, 2009 at 4:44pm
I just laugh on the inside.......
Comment by lady lynxx- ladylynxx.ning.com on June 1, 2009 at 4:48pm
This is too funny!

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