Milwaukee Groupies: Snag A Visiting Team Baller


Hey Ladies! I'm here to make your Baller Spotting a lot easier for you. I'm going to try to keep you updated with everything you need to know to
snag a visiting team baller. First let's start with our Midwest
groupies. Where do visiting teams stay when they play the Milwaukee
Bucks?
The Pfister Hotel.


Nice huh? So how do you get "More Bang For Your Bucks" at a hotel this big? Don't worry, I've got that covered!



Let's start with the obvious...

Getting In: The Pfister is a 4-diamond hotel located in Downtown Milwaukee. Before you enter the facilities you must look the part. Trust me, the staff knows that anytime a young woman shows up on game night, she is not there to book a late room. It helps to atleast appear if you can afford to stay at this luxurious hotel. Parking your Pinto a few blocks down the road doesn't hurt.


Timing: Timing is everything. There are two very important times that you should be at the hotel if you want to catch a baller. Those time's are 10:30pm and 3:00 am. Why? Well, games end at 9'ish, after showering and media 10:30 is the perfect time to guarantee you are in the right spot as the team's bus pulls up. Showing up at the hotel room at 3:00am guarantees you are just in time to catch your baller pulling up from an after party. This may or may not work in your favor as he may have already found his groupie for the night at the club.


The Bait: Now, you've shown up at the hotel, what do you do? Here are two schemes that even a beginner groupie can do!


"The Pool Trap": This has to be the oldest trick in the book. Every luxury hotel has a pool right? Well since you've made it into the hotel you have to find a reason to be there, and theres no better reason than an indoor swimming pool.

Here's some further explanation of "The Pool Trap". Assuming you are a Midwest Groupie with a banging body, be sure to keep your most form fitting, body flattering and fancy swimwear on hand. Complete with wet hair, fresh make-up, high heels and a towel wrapped around your body, casually walk the hallways and hotel lobby for no more than 30 minutes at a time.

After a few laps around the property, your calves may be hurting, but you're guaranteed to catch the eye of SOMEONE with money. It may not be your baller, and he may be over the age of 60, but he'll have money!

"The Inside Job": This is the trickiest scheme of them all! This trick requires that you are quick and if need be, a great liar.

Here's a rundown on "The Inside Job". Everyday around check out time (which is usually 11am-12pm) the hallways of the hotel will be flooded with housekeeping staff. The day before you plan on meeting your baller, make an early visit to the hotel. While the house keepers are fluffing pillows and folding towels swiftly grab one of their universal room keys and run like a bat out of hell!

The following day enjoy your $250/night room that you paid absolutely nothing for. Well, that's until you get caught. So make sure you snag that baller and have lots of groupie sex soon, You may not get conjugal visits in jail!


Okay Midwest Honeys, I hope that this helps you get into the doors of The Pfister Hotel, it's only the beginning but it's definitely a start! Now here's your homework, apply these steps, try not to go to jail, and come back and tell us how it all worked out. I've made your job a little easier, below is the Milwaukee Bucks November schedule


November Opponent Time Local TV Nat TV Radio
Tue 02 vs Portland 7:00pm FSN Wisconsin 620 WTMJ AM
Sat 06 vs New Orleans 7:30pm FSN Wisconsin 620 WTMJ AM
Tue 09 vs New York 7:00pm FSN Wisconsin 620 WTMJ AM
Sat 13 vs Golden State 7:30pm FSN Wisconsin 620 WTMJ AM
Tue 16 vs LA Lakers 7:00pm FSN Wisconsin 620 WTMJ AM
Sat 20 vs Oklahoma City 7:30pm FSN Wisconsin 620 WTMJ AM
Sat 27 vs Charlotte 8:00pm FSN Wisconsin 620 WTMJ AM

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Tags: baller, groupies, milwaukee, snag

Comment by LuvMeLongTime on October 14, 2010 at 4:47pm
*dead*
Comment by Monica Amazing on October 14, 2010 at 4:53pm
this is all kinds of ratchetness. got the schedule and everything!LMAO

But on the real...a good time to snag a baller casually in a hotel lobby is after shoot around.

I remember I went to visit my very first baller...an NBA'er. (A loooong time ago..lol) After being dropped by at the hotel from the airport, I was waiting for him to come in after shoot-around. I hear voices and look up.... the whole friggin' team poured into the lobby. One of his teammates came up to me and asked who I was waiting for. I told him "suchandsuch" and he was like .."Damn, I wish you was waitin' for me."

So..being in the lobby at the right time can work out. lol
Comment by Baller Alert on October 14, 2010 at 5:17pm
The pool trap is some funny ish...
Comment by AllyNWonderland on October 14, 2010 at 5:30pm
bwahahahahahaha damn this is too funny and I agree wth @Monica because after shoot around they are allllll in the open!! So I'm guessing you're gonna post for every groupie huh?? lol fill em in
Comment by PMonroe on October 14, 2010 at 5:41pm
Ah love it!

Now uh post one of DC...*cough cough...shrug*
Comment by Golden Child on October 14, 2010 at 5:44pm
Post some for Saint Louis too, at least for the football games we don't have a basketball team here. :(
Comment by Monica Amazing on October 14, 2010 at 6:22pm
Golden Child...You don't even need to go to a hotel. Hell, go to EXO every Friday and Saturday...the Rams STAY up in there. I met my footballer boo at EXO. They're like roaches in there...all over the place...you can't help but to bump into one.
Comment by Amber on October 14, 2010 at 7:23pm
Dang that's a lot of info you must be an "Advanced Groupie" LOL but real talk good article
Comment by Miss Jones on October 14, 2010 at 7:47pm
Wowwww... they went into FULL details LOL
Comment by Zaria 22 on October 14, 2010 at 9:36pm
ummm...guys...whats shoot around? Is that like practice? What time is that around usually? lol, possible dumb quest but thanx!!

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