YOU DON'T NEED A FAT ASS TO GET A BALLER!



It is craazy how many women think they are not good enough because they don't have a FAT ASS or pretty (very pretty, please) face! Especially, young women. Folks talking about ASS this and that. I have a nice ass and appreciate it. It took me YEARS to make friends with it, but we are good now. You don't need a fat ass to get a baller. Most ballers don't marry a fat ass (of course, there are a few exceptions and you can visit them in divorce court), it's way more complicated than that. In fact men, could really care less if you just know how to work with whatchya got. Swing those narrow hips, shake that little ass, and make it work for you. The butt pads are a no-no. What happens when you walk in the club and he brushes by you and feels a damn sponge. He rather feel a slice of bacon or a t-bone steak than foam. Ballers love a confident woman! If not, they will eat you alive, and not in a good way ;) Check out these ballers with their NOASSATALL wives. And I say that in jest, they are living lovely....So, put the needle down!

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Comment by Le Coquette on July 14, 2008 at 4:53pm
awwwwww....Get Em, that was nice. Let em know!
Comment by OUT OF CONTROL on July 14, 2008 at 4:56pm
Thanks Get 'em girl! In actuality, I really don't think Ballers want a girl with a Fat Ass anyway. Maybe for a 1 nighter, but not to make a lifer!!
Comment by GetEmGirl on July 14, 2008 at 4:57pm
@Savannah, then tell these girls that Lola and all 'em and some on these boards out there willing to break the bank to get the back! LOL
Comment by Baller Alert on July 14, 2008 at 5:00pm
It was this girl at the All White Party at H2O....the girl had some thin white leggings with the butt pad underwear on....you could see it! I don't believe it's this serious.....
Comment by Charlie/Daddy's Girl on July 14, 2008 at 5:00pm
Did Antoine get married yet?

Come to think of it, I've never really seen a baller with a wife/fiance with a fat arse
Comment by OUT OF CONTROL on July 14, 2008 at 5:02pm
Noooo!! Don't waste your time getting butt enhancements or even dreaming of such ESPECIALLY if your only reason is to snag a Baller b/c it really is only good for strippers, or exoctic dancers I should say, who is really looking to make that quick cash. Yes, you may snag a Baller or two with a Huge Ass, but he's really not thinking of you in the long term...

Atl, love your not so big ass!!! Because I bet that most girls with Big A**** dream of having an ass like yours!!! TRUST!!

And, your ass sags like hell with dimples all in it once you get older. A baller don't want that...
Comment by GetEmGirl on July 14, 2008 at 5:06pm
@airbrush, and that's OK, too. Big butts and small butts all have their ups and downs....
Comment by OUT OF CONTROL on July 14, 2008 at 5:06pm
Now, bigger titts is something different in my book!! LOL I would invest someone else's money in that!
Comment by Le Coquette on July 14, 2008 at 5:16pm
I do think it is all about confidence. Men will talk about what they like but if you see their wives/girlfriends or even that chick that got them open she is usually COMPLETELY opposite of all that. It all comes down to using what you got to get what you want. If you like it he will love it! If not, fake it til he buys it for you! Ha! lol
Comment by GetEmGirl on July 14, 2008 at 5:21pm
@Slim, what you said sums up my point exactly: "If You like, he will love it!"
@Rachel, Glen Rice and wife

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