YOU DON'T NEED A FAT ASS TO GET A BALLER!



It is craazy how many women think they are not good enough because they don't have a FAT ASS or pretty (very pretty, please) face! Especially, young women. Folks talking about ASS this and that. I have a nice ass and appreciate it. It took me YEARS to make friends with it, but we are good now. You don't need a fat ass to get a baller. Most ballers don't marry a fat ass (of course, there are a few exceptions and you can visit them in divorce court), it's way more complicated than that. In fact men, could really care less if you just know how to work with whatchya got. Swing those narrow hips, shake that little ass, and make it work for you. The butt pads are a no-no. What happens when you walk in the club and he brushes by you and feels a damn sponge. He rather feel a slice of bacon or a t-bone steak than foam. Ballers love a confident woman! If not, they will eat you alive, and not in a good way ;) Check out these ballers with their NOASSATALL wives. And I say that in jest, they are living lovely....So, put the needle down!

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Comment by Divine Magnificence on July 14, 2008 at 7:26pm
Truestory!!! Its not really about how phat the booty is...its more about the shape and firmness. A dimply azz is not cute...
Comment by Siren on July 14, 2008 at 7:47pm
Get Em great blog as usual and I totally agree!!! Confidence as many of you have said is definetely key!!!
Comment by Black_celebutante on July 14, 2008 at 7:56pm
I like this blog!

Im gonna keep channelling it to myself like a mantra or something
Comment by Li'Mama on September 19, 2008 at 7:00pm
I am SLIM SEXY!!!!....hollierrrrrr!!
Comment by PrettyThinker on January 15, 2009 at 4:57pm
Wow......Interesting....Thank u Get em Girl.....
Comment by PrettyThinker on February 22, 2009 at 4:12pm
Alright Now Miamee......
Comment by LMarie on March 29, 2011 at 8:15pm
lol @evelyn being photo'd.
Comment by carmen monrose on May 7, 2012 at 10:33am
If you have to change yourself for a man than he wasn't worth it in the first place. Love yourself for what you are and he will notice!
Comment by Zaria 22 on May 7, 2012 at 10:50am
I agree with this post. However i do feel its not what you do but how you do it. Men realize from a young age that women come in all shapes and sizes and thats what makes us beautiful! I think its the fake (ass and tits) that men are more likely to think that your less than wife material. If you naturally have a big ass-great! But its the girls that get the fake ones...i think it cheapens you. I think plastic surgery is for people the truely need it, not for someone with a nice ass or tits but they just want it bigger to get a baller or something vain.
Comment by marissa taylor on May 7, 2012 at 9:00pm

@Zaria .. i agree , Most ballers like a natural woman ..Fake tits and ass is not the way to go ...If you have extremely small breast ..breast implants can be okay ..just to give u womanly curves ...I have a natural  big butt .. and sometimes i feel it works against me .. I try to wear things to tone it down ... most men just like that natural body ... staying fit and exercise is key ... Men are impressed when a woman stays active and fit ... Natural bodies are beautiful ..They key is to have a beautiful face ...You can snag a baller when u have the face of a angel.

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