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SEX TIPS BY MARVIN - SEX ON HALLOWEEN

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As pleasing as sex is, like anything else, if you have it often enough, it can be predictable and boring. Though a woman may enjoy the sex because she is having intercourse with the person she wants or love, she still may lack the total sexual experience. As it is constantly and consistently preached on "The Party Life", giving a woman a total satisfying sexual experience includes "fucking" her mind as well as her body. This Halloween, let her costume inspire your creativity so that she nicknames you "The Thriller".

Mrs. Officer
In plain sight, her dressed as a police officer will give you the impression that she wants to assume a position of power. On the contrary, listen to Lil Wayne and you will realize that all she wants is for you to "fuck the police". Grab your girl forcefully and pin her up against the wall. As you passionately kiss her, take her handcuffs from her, and tighten one end to her wrists and the other to the bed. This is the time that you take advantage of her. If you're going down on her, get right to where it feels good. The clit. You need to "mouth fuck" the clit. Suck on it, flick it, and lick it. Her hands are unavailable and so she can only try to move her pelvis away from you if it gets too intense. Slide your arms underneath her legs and then over the top as if your flexing your biceps and lock her into place. As a matter of fact, once you've locked her in, let her know that she isn't going any where. After causing her to feel like she has just experienced some "paranormal activity", you then have to give her "The Dick". Not just dick, but "The Dick". The first few strokes should be slow and you should gradually put more of your dick in with every stroke. Once she's nice and wet and able to take all of it in, you need to "beat it up". Using a constant motion at an intense pace, pull your dick out until your almost out of her and then penetrate deeply in. Repeat. Done correctly, your thrusts will making a plopping sound and her moans will be interrupted. "Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee, Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee, Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee, like a cop car".

French Maid
This costume is an all time classic. Black and silky. Short and fluffy. Her legs, long in those stalkings. Being it's Halloween, things are about to get a little dirty. First things first, have a little fun with it. Encourage your girl to speak with a foreign accent; preferably French or Spanish. Bring her into the living room and stand behind the couch. Stand behind her and kiss the back of her neck. As you kiss her, squeeze her breasts, and bring her hand down to her vagina. Ask her to play with herself. Meanwhile continue to squeeze and fondle her breasts. Stay behind her the whole time and don't let her turn around. After a few minutes, check to see if she's wet. Let your fingers get nice and wet and see if she wants to taste it. Now it's time to give her "The Dick". Bend her over the couch, slide her panties off and enter her. Due to the angle she's bent over at, you'll be touching areas that typically haven't been touched before. It's going to feel like new dick to her. You're the boss now. Enter her deep and frequently. After several thrusts, pull out, smack her on the ass, and then blow on her vagina. Repeat this a few more times. For the final stretch, go hard. Thrust hard enough to move the couch (you wanted to re-arrange the furniture anyway). As you begin to cum, turn your thrust into deep grinds. When you erupt, pull her towards you. If done correctly, her vagina will continue to pulsate after you're long done. Trick or treat? Oh yea, she just got treated.

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OfficialGroupie Comment by OfficialGroupie on November 1, 2009 at 11:41am
dammit. i feel you on this one. i wanted to play dress up for my booski but he's outta town. i'll turn his ass out the next time i see him tho. lol.
Golden Child Comment by Golden Child on November 1, 2009 at 4:17pm
What about the nurses? Lol
Hotter Comment by Hotter on November 1, 2009 at 6:57pm
Well damn.
XS Comment by XS on November 2, 2009 at 12:37pm
see, my soon to be ex man should have been you....lol

He ain't lying guys. this would definately get my attention :-)

Mr. Marcus do you give guys classes??????/ Lmao
Peaches Comment by Peaches on November 2, 2009 at 1:00pm
On the contrary, listen to Lil Wayne and you will realize that all she wants is for you to "fuck the police".

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LMAO ...yes sir ...wee o wee o weee like cop car lol

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