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Ballerific Relationships - Does Good Things Come in "Small Packages"????
Do good things ever come in “small packages”??
Good evening loves!! Today I was faced with a question of sorts that all of us ladies must face at one point or another (unless you’re just totally blessed on the man dept.)….. Well, it wasn’t even just A question so much as it was one of THOSE questions- you know what I mean…… it was the inevitable question of DOES SIZE REALLY MATTER??? I mean for that to be read with like a really scary voice or something J .
SO, we all like to make our men feel like our Man! The you can hammer that, drill this, cut the lawn and get all sweaty, I’ll bring you some lemonade and come here when you’re finished so I can rub all over your sweaty-ness type of Man! What happens when he succumbs to your requests, and things are getting nice and hot- clothes peeling off, shoes optional (you know ladies if you’re in a HOT pair of heels half the time those babies stay on!), he’s ready to go, you’re ready to go- everyone in the room is downright READY and WILLING!! YAY!!!!
Then you notice maybe not so yay. In fact- what if it’s actually a nay? You know you do not, under any circumstances want to ruin the mood, so you being the resourceful woman you are- you take matters into you own “hands” – figuratively speaking- and you try to make the best of a rather small situation. Problem #1 has already made its self very clear, here’s problem #2 and probably a bigger problem than problem #1- and that is- Mr. Man doesn’t know he’s Mr. Not so blessed man. He thinks he’s Mr. Got it going on man, and chances are, no other woman has ever told him different. So you’re dealing with a size issue and now an ego issue because God help them, every man on the planet thinks THEY know what we want, and how we want it, and no matter what we say- they do it their way, even Mr. Tiny over here. What can we do to stop this from continuing, because I’ll be very honest here ladies, in my own experiences, I’ve had to actually fake that I “started” early and I ran to the bathroom to keep from laughing in my Mr. Tiny man’s face. He thought he was my gift from Baby Jesus, and No One could ever please me like him, etc. etc. – I just about DIED on the inside from laughing so hard at this man, I didn’t say a word! I jumped up, and ran straight to my bathroom! Thank GOD it happened at my place, so I had all the necessary womanly products to pull out and pretend to have to use.
If I was at his place, with no tampon army to back me up- I would’ve been SOL totally!! I would have to have the Worst kind of sex; you know exactly what kind of sex I’m talking about- sympathy sex….. Thankfully I avoided that, and later on I think I told him that school was really picking up for me and I didn’t have time for anyone- and ended it. However, I do wonder, what happens if you’re really, truly IN LOVE in every sense of the words, except that one area is lacking? How do you overcome that? Is it really like all of the movies make it seem, like no big deal? I’ll be very up front here, when I get together with my girlfriends; it’s pretty much a deal breaker. I can’t honestly recall anyone ever saying, I love him so much, I’m so happy, his junk is so small, but I can handle it because ahhh I love that man! That my friend has Never happened.
Personally I’m not attracted to anyone under 6’2”, the gentlemen mentioned before was shorter, but he was sort of a charity case- don’t judge me! We all have at least one! Anyway, point being that with a minimum height requirement of 6’2”, I don’t run into the small package issues. If I do have a friend that is having this problem they are VERY good at lying or hiding it. So, ladies, how do you handle it? I’m very curious. I know several ladies that have broken up due to this size issue, and I’ve heard all kinds of excuses they’ve used. Has anyone ever just come right out and said, “Dude, you’re just way too tiny for me”? Do you think if you found Mr. Perfect in every single other way but he was also an undercover Mr. Tiny, could you hang with that? Could you marry that? What is the general consensus here ladies?? I’m very curious to see what kind of responses this particular one gets.
Either way, whether you can or can’t hang, have or haven’t been with a Mr. Tiny- none of it matters, until you hit on a Mr. Perfect for you! Hopefully we are all so lucky as to have a Mr. Perfect for ourselves one day- but here’s to having fun while we’re looking!!! Have a wonderful evening loves!!
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Comment by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on September 21, 2012 at 2:20pm -
I haven't had this problem lol but I would have thought there would have been a few responses to this post. Especially with some of the discussions we have had around here. lol
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Comment by nycchickadee on September 21, 2012 at 2:44pm -
I can not be in a relationship with a man that has a small package unless his wallet makes up for his shortcomings.
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Comment by livelife25 on September 21, 2012 at 3:30pm -
I've not had this problem, and I'm not really into humongo mandingos either. I'm a small girl so I really don't need a baby leg. Is it bad that I own the underwear that the model is wearing in the pic? Girl version of course.
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Comment by luvsmoochez on September 21, 2012 at 5:51pm
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I was married to a 6 incher for over a decade. Lied to myself and said that sex didnt matter that much b/c he was a nice guy, had $$. Told myself that we could use toys, he was good with his tongue, etc etc. Well I lied to me. So that's why I don't settle for anything less than a 8. I can do a 7 but I really am prolly not all that happy, so I am honest with me. I never get to the point of really caring about someone before I know what they are working with. And if i ever slipped up I would be polite as possible and tell him my acid reflux is acting up and get the f*ck outta dodge. I don't do sympathy sex.
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Comment by Rachel Grassity on September 21, 2012 at 7:15pm -
lol @ acid reflux- NICE........ i guess thats better than bringing out the tampon army and scaring the guy shitless with literally 5 tampons in your hands, screaming "i'm sorry!! i just started- you have to go!!" - which is shamefully what i did :D hahahahaha
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Well whatever works Rachel! lmfao...that is better than gettin wack d*ck. YUKK
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Comment by Dragon Slayer Puss on September 21, 2012 at 8:22pm
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I was in love...so......i ignored it i guess.....he knows his dyc is small tho. I think it hurts his ego...he's 6'5 and folk prob think he is hangin like i did....until.....lol....idk..... for me, I dont think a man's value should be assessed by how big his dyc is. Honestly, I feel like that is like assessing women by how fat our a**** are. He might like a big ol fat booty and yours is like a scoop and a half...is it cool for him to drop u? It's not your fault that ur booty is wack lol....idk...i can say tho, the next time i meet a little dyc im going to have acid reflux. never again.
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Comment by Rachel Grassity on September 21, 2012 at 8:57pm
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wellllllllllllllllllll- a booty technically doesnt effect the overall FEELING of the experience - if you feel what i'm saying... a small situation- oh thats like in the trenches, front and center- you cant have any motion in any ocean with a tiny ore if you feel me.... you cant even make waves with 6'5 and hes working with NOTHING??? oh my s***, i'd be so disappointed, i'd hang my head like freaking charlie brown and slowly walk away..... lol
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ok,ok,ok....yea i get it. I have a friend wit LITERALLY nothing.....i mean nothing. And even tho he is a nice guy, I swear to gawd I could NEVER be his girl! NEVER!! It's tiny for real....but I feel bad for him.....lol it's not his fault. I guess ima pray for him.....btw he's like 6'2.....lol
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Comment by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on September 23, 2012 at 9:09am
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This fool did not say her acid reflux is acting up. Bwahahahahahahaha!
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