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3. Stop being so Damn Needy
Ladies there's a difference between a guy helping you out/breaking you off from time to time and prostitution...
If a guy is of a certain financial stature then yeah he should pick up the check at dinner, or fly you out to see him, or SOMETIMES help out with bills. But a lot of you are getting it twisted and think everytime you see the guy he should open his wallett...WRONG...
I don't care what you think THE P**** IS NOT THAT GOOD...we got chicks that we don't mind paying everytime we see them and they are called prostitutes!!!!! And as my Uncle Greg would say "I don't pay for p**** I pay them to leave"
A lot of you are wondering why there's no ring on the finger or why it's only 1 pair of Ballenciaga shoes when you hang out with said guy...and it's cause you ALWAYS want some s***..that's why guys came up with pre-nups cause what's his is his
I know some of you don't believe it but really it's true that you are pricing yourself right out of the LONG money by only looking at the right now...kind of like I said in rule #2 for every one that's taxing us their's one that's just happy to be around.
4. You aren't fooling anyone/Captain Save-A-Ho is dead
This is a very, very, very very important one. GUYS TALK MORE THAN WOMEN. So if you have plans on going from groupie/jump-off/side piece to wifey please keep those legs closed. I know some of you are wondering about the test drive rule but these are seperate. See the music industry/sports leauges are like big frats/high school so if you've slept with 2 or more guys in the NFL you can pretty much forget being wifed up, cause in the guys eyes your a hoe. Now don't hit me with that "it's not fair guys get to sleep around and aren't hoes" NEWS FLASH Life aint fair and that's just the way it is. Even worse some girls have slept with multiple guys on the same team but get offended when they get the hoe tag.
If you find yourself liking one player over all else IMMEDIATELY stop f****** every other notable guy and make your move for that one. Now if he shoots down anything serious then and only then should you resume/start f****** other notable people.
Another part to this rule is you ARE NOT SMARTER than these guys. As I stated in rule one these guys have an entire team of people around them from agents/managers/accountants/pr people/bodyguards you name it and it's probably just you and 1 or 2 friends. Now by themselves this guy might not know much of what you do away from him but most agents represent at least 5 or 6 other players, same with the rest of said persons support staff and you better believe these people are out to protect their golden goose from any thing that would tarnish that image so if you've been in to many circles/parties and your baller/target stops answering the phone or returning text messages it's probably because one of these support people got wind that you were bad business.
6. You better learn to like what he likes
Ladies ladies, ladies I can't say this LOUD enough, the male ego is extremely fragile. It likes to be coddled and stroked. The very second you stop doing that you stop serving any level of importance and your probably gonna be dropped quicker than Leon Spinks fighting Mike Tyson.
It doesn't matter if you hate strip clubs if your dude likes it them you better learn to act like you LOVE them. If he likes Star Wars you better learn who Hahn Solo is....
See not only are you competeting with a ton of other chicks for his attention, but he has team/label/job commitments possibly fans and the biggest obstacle of all MoM...Mom probably already thinks your a h**** anyway, so if you aren't able to relate to her son that's all the ammo she needs to get him to give you the boot. GOD-Forbid he has a sister that's 2 women who probably can't stand you taking their baby away as soon as he makes the "Mom/Sister she just doesn't get me" phone call you might as well lose his number cause even if he keeps you around you'll never be comfortable cause those 2 women will see to it that your always under the police lamp.
But if you have multiple things to talk about/relate about then your spot might be safe