What is a “cougar” groupie you may ask? According to OfficialGroupie, a cougar groupie is an older woman who actively searches and preys upon younger ballers to achieve financial stability. They would generally date a same-age or older man but would only date a younger baller for the money. Typically, they prey on the rookies or the players that have been in the league 2-3 years. There is at least a 5-year age difference between the woman and the baller. Cougar groupies are sometimes mistaken for the “professional” groupie because they appear to have their s*** together. They typically have a career, are financially stable, usually no kids, are experienced, look young, are attractive, have a banging body, are mature, have the “fly girl” appeal, and are nurturing. Nurturing is the trait that is the main component.

The cougar groupie is often hard to identify by females because they look young. They are usually laid back and observant because they are plotting and planning. They do not display the typical groupie traits….because they know better. If the cougar groupie is in the club, they are almost always in VIP…”just chillin and doing their thing with the girls” with an expensive bottle of liquor on ice. They act mature and are not wilding out in the club when their song comes on. They don’t get starstruck when a baller arrives. They just give a slight head nod to their girls to let them know the ballers are in the building. If the cougar groupie is at work, she is even more inconspicuous. It appears as though she’s just doing her job. Of course she is doing her job….doing her job of preying upon younger ballers. The young ballers have a difficult time identifying them because they are so new to the game that they haven't had the experience to be able to categorize them. Plus, we all know men are a lil slow so it takes them a while;)

So what separates her from the other groupies? The cougar groupie knows ALL of the right things to say and do to lure these young ballers who don’t know any better…..and they fall for it. The cougar groupie displays some maternal traits without being too motherly. The young baller feels secure since a lot of them are still a “momma’s boy”. The younger ballers are usually impressed by them because they display maturity, experience, and stability.



So to all of the young new rookie groupies, please be aware of the cougar groupies. They have been in the game for a while. These broads are experienced and know ALL the games and rules. These broads have been there, done that, and can write a book about it if they want. Therefore, don’t sleep on them because they are working and preying very discreetly on that young baller that you’ve been eyeing.

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Comment by Black_celebutante on May 6, 2009 at 3:10pm
Cougar groupies dont play either...I have run into a few in my time that were bad b******!
Comment by Seductress on May 6, 2009 at 3:22pm
LOL this is funny but true. As a real woman you should get better with age, like a fine wine lol. Get em girls
Comment by Charlie/Daddy's Girl on May 6, 2009 at 5:24pm
Too funny!!! But true...
Comment by CLEM on May 6, 2009 at 5:49pm
HAHAH!..This is a good one.
Comment by Ms. Ashley Banks on May 6, 2009 at 5:56pm
I agree with Seductress! I can't see my needs decreasing as I get older. Your bills go up, your wardrobe is constantly being upgraded, more beauty products, and let's not forget your sexual peak comes later in life than that of a man. Why not get the man in his sexual prime with a fat wallet to boot. :)
Comment by Madam on May 6, 2009 at 5:57pm
Funny...tho iam only 28 but i dated a rookie a couple years ago! I recently ran into him @ a local strip joint and from the convo i could clearly tell that he still hasnt matured! When i asked him how old is he now he puffed his chest out and replied 22 girl! Damn... I almost spit my drink out!!!!!!!! Ok so am i a cougar????
Comment by OfficialGroupie on May 6, 2009 at 6:03pm
Yes Miss Stress!! Hot ass...
Comment by babydoll on May 6, 2009 at 6:09pm
Oh... WOW!!! TAG!!! I'm it!!! LMAO!!!! I always say the young ones like me!!!! But really, I don't go after ballers at all... I just like a good back and GREAT stamina (a long wallet is good at ANY age!)!
Comment by Damnstraight on May 6, 2009 at 6:09pm
lol And don't forget about Eva Longoria and Lala Vasquez. But this is so true. Me and a few other BA chicas were discussing "cougars" in chat and we mentioned most of this.
Comment by C.J. on May 6, 2009 at 6:21pm
I am "officially" mad that you are blasting us...lol. No, really this is true. I know bishes that study the draft like they are studying for an exam. It's off the chain. And what's funny is that a lot of these dudes don't see it coming and by the time that they do their ass is sprung and feening for the the bish that just turned their ass out.

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