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The "Low Exposure" Groupie
What is a “low exposure” groupie you may ask? According to OfficialGroupie, a low exposure groupie is a “nobody” who lands a super baller. The person can be female or male and is real undercover. These people have never been heard of before they landed their super baller. When the public learns about the super ballers’ mates, we all say…“Who is she/he?” and “Where did she/he come from?” Basically, who the f*** is that? The public has never seen or heard of these people. They are very low-key. They seem like the “girl/guy next door” type. In other words, they are “plain janes/joes”. They appear to be very down to earth, quiet, keeps to themselves, camera shy, not flashy, non-materialistic, and have the “behind the scenes” personality. They can be attractive but this is not always the case.
The low exposure groupie is hard to identify because they really do mind their business. They are overlooked and underestimated by many because they are so quiet and appear to not be interested in snatching a baller. If you see them out, you would never suspect them. They are just chillin. There is nothing extraordinary about them. They are not super successful. They may be a maid, babysitter, stylist, interior decorator, bartender, real estate agent, or assistant director of a movie or video shoot, to name a few. They usually meet their ballers at their place of work, charity events, through mutual friends, etc. They rarely meet their mates in the clubs.
So how does the low exposure groupie land a super baller? Well, the super baller doesn’t suspect them because of the “girl/guy next door” appeal. The super ballers are intrigued by the low exposure groupie because....
1. they are not starstruck and treats them like a normal person,
2. they are interested in getting to know them for who they are and is not interesting in their money, success, or status, and
3. they are sincere, true, and loyal.
The main thing that attracts the super baller to the exposure groupie is the fact that they are the opposite of who they are and they give them what they have been missing or looking for. Super ballers can buy and have anything they want but they can’t buy a good conversation, personality, and compatible companionship, which is what the low exposure groupie provides.
The following are low exposure groupies that have landed them a super baller…
Michael Jordan’s girlfriend
Tiger Woods’ wife
Halle Berry’s baby daddy
Matt Damon’s wife
Mel Gibson’s girlfriend/baby mother
Stedman
So folks, there can be something learned from the low exposure groupie. It’s cool to be low-key (i.e. shut the f*** up). You don’t have to be all up in the business and making noise to land a baller. The quiet ones can get snatched up.
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Comment by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on July 21, 2009 at 9:52pm -
This is me. lol
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Comment by Sexi With An "I" on July 21, 2009 at 10:10pm -
so true!This is how i met my NBA player/boyfriend...
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Comment by Ph@tty on July 21, 2009 at 10:44pm -
The only thing I disagree with is labling them a groupie... Isn't a person who doesn't give a f*** who you are the EXACT opposite of a groupie.
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Comment by Mizz Uppity on July 21, 2009 at 11:23pm -
lol @ Cougar Spice & Sexi...me too!
I usually just party hard and have fun and they approach me.
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Comment by OfficialGroupie on July 21, 2009 at 11:34pm -
@phatty. All groupies put on a facade. The low exposure groupie pretends as if they don't care about status, when they do. A person can't tell me that the chick who is with MJ just likes him for him. GTFOH. She cares but it may not be as prevalent as others will show. However, there are truly people who don't care and they are not groupies. This post applies to those who are undercover with their game. I know a chick who claimed she didn't care about this guy's status who made hundreds of millions of dollars throughout his career. And she appeared this way to him. But I knew the b**** better than that. She would make comments and do things when he wasn't around to prove otherwise.
Damn, do i need to put in a disclaimer everytime. This s*** is for entertainment purposes only. It is the views of OG and does not apply to everyone. Just because you date, f***, marry a baller, it does not make you a groupie. However, if any of these posts apply to you, then you're damn groupie. Once again, these labels apply to those who are groupies and these are descriptions of their actions.
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Comment by blackback on July 21, 2009 at 11:40pm -
@SEXI WITH AN I this is how i met my NBA "friend" as well...its funny because I wasnt even paying attention and was def was not being groupie because he came to ME...
@Ph@tty yup I agree with you ! A groupie BEGS to be chosen, the low key does not.
its so sad because he often tells me how much he has been hurt and how HARD it is to find a woman that is not just looking for a come up...SMH
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Comment by Charlie/Daddy's Girl on July 22, 2009 at 12:18am -
Sarah Chapman should be taken off the list...TRUST...
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Comment by Charlie/Daddy's Girl on July 22, 2009 at 12:22am
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Scratch that...had to re-read this...
BTW, just because a "baller" approaches you or you weren't paying attention to him, does not mean you are/were not a groupie...
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Comment by OfficialGroupie on July 22, 2009 at 1:02am
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Cosign to this comment!!!!
BTW, just because a "baller" approaches you or you weren't paying attention to him, does not mean you are/were not a groupie...
Just like just because you date ballers, you may not be a groupie. But most are. They just play different roles and strategies.
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Comment by blackback on July 22, 2009 at 5:26am
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wow ...ok. y'all don't have tot ear a sister down.
IF i was a groupie for someone I would admit it...naw HE WAS MY GROUPIE at that moment, HA! be happy for me...lol.
BTW...your posts are always so well written. Good job.
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