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I POSE THIS QUESTION OUT THERE TO ALL OF YOU WHO DARE TO ANSWER!!!!
NOW AS YOU ALL PROBABLY KNOW ALREADY I AM REGARDED AS AN A+ ASSHOLE, WHICH I DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT SINCE I AM THAT PIECE OF YA PERSONALITY THAT YOU IGNORE AND DON’T GIVE RECOGNITION TO. I AM ALL AND ALL ARE ME.
NOW FOR THE QUESTION THAT HAS BEEN ON MY MIND FOR A WHILE NOW…..
WHY HAS THE PRICE OF PUSSY DROPPED?
NOW I WILL GO INTO DETAIL TO GIVE REASONS WHY I FEEL THIS WAY….
NOW PUSSY USED TO BE A COMMODITY SEE QUOTE (Stock Exchange. any unprocessed or partially processed good, as grain, fruits, and vegetables, or precious metals OR PUSSY AS I WOULD SAY.) AS MEN WE ALL DEPEND ON THESE NATURAL RESOURCES TO MAKE OUR EARTH KEEP PUSHING FORWARD.
NOW I HAVE NOTICED THE PRICE OF POON-TANG DROP FROM A LOFTY POSITION NEAR THE HEAVENS TO BEING WORTH LESS THAT WOOD. I FIND THIS VERY DISTURBING BECUZ I AM ONE OF THE MEN WHO ENJOY GOOD PU-NAN-EEE (SAY IT WITH ME NOW) BUT ALSO THE CHASE THAT GOES WITH THAT GOOD COOCH. ASK ANY MAN AND HE WILL TELL YOU THE EASIEST TO GET AINT ALWAYS THE BEST. WE LOVE THE HUNT PROBABLY BECUZ WE ARE JUST BEASTS WHO HAVE LEARNED TO TALK, WALK UPRIGHT AND WIPE OUR ASS’S, AND LOOKING FOR LADIES WITH GOOD JELL-O IS PROBABLY THE NEXT LOGICAL STEP.
NOW BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND WITH THE PRICE OF PUSSY AT AN ALL TIME LOW. I CAN REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY NIGGAS WOULD GET SHOT FOR MESSING AROUND WITH SOME DUDES LADY, OR MAYBE HIS EX LADY. THAT TYPE OF SHIT RARELY HAPPENS ANYMORE UNLESS THERE ARE OTHER VARIABLES INVOLVED SUCH AS MONEY OR PRIDE.
MEN** CAN YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU GOT SOME PUSS. HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET, HOW HARD IT WAS TO KEEP, HOW YOU BRAGGED FOR THE WHOLE SCHOOL YEAR ABOUT WHO YOU SLEPT WITH… WHERE ARE THOSE DAYS? HELL I DON’T EVEN WANT TO REMEMBER SOME OF THE WOMAN I HAVE HAD SEX WITH, SOME I HONESTLY CANT REMEMBER… (THAT SHIT IS SAD)

THERE IS NO MORE HUNT WHEN IT COMES TO A LOT OF WOMAN. I CAN RECALL DATING THE CALENDAR GIRLS. YOU KNOW THE TYPE THAT WONT KISS UNTIL 1 WEEK OF DATING, WONT FUK FOR 3 MONTHS OF DATING. NOWADAYS I MEET WOMAN AND THE FIRST NIGHT I GOT HER HEAD BANGING ON THE HEAD BOARD FOR ABOUT A GOOD 2 MINUTES ( HELL I AINT SWEATING OUT MY WAVES TRYNA BUST SHORTYS ASS). OR YOU CAN SWEET TALK THEM ON SOME REAL EASY SHIT, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU MEET A WOMAN AND SHE TELLS YOU EVERYTHING SHE HATES IN GUYS SO YOU TRY YA HARDEST NOT TO BE THEM ( BUT YOU REALLY ARE).
IS IT THE YOUNG WOMAN WHO DON’T KNOW THEY ARE SITTING ON AN ATM MACHINE THAT JUST GIVE THE COOCH TO ANY DUDE THEY THINK IS CUTE OR “BALLIN”.
IS IT THE DUMB ASS WOMAN WHO LET THERE MAN CHEAT ON THEM CONSTANTLY AND STILL STAY WITH HIM, EVEN FURTHERING HIS MIND SET THAT WHAT HE IS DOING IS OKAY AND NOT AFFECTING THE WHOLE MALE SPECIES.
IS IT THE WOMAN THAT LET HER MAN HAVE SEX WITH OTHER WOMAN BECUZ SHE IS BI. YOU KNOW THE 3 SOMES N SHIT THAT TRULY CORRUPTS THE HELL OUT OF MAN. MAKES HIM WANT MORE THAT WAS ALLOTTED TO HIM.
OR IS IT THE DESPERATE ASS WOMAN WHO WILL DO ANY AND EVERYTHING FOR A MAN. THEY DON’T HAVE TO BE IN LOVE WITH HER OR TREAT HER EVEN REMOTELY HUMAN. YA KNOW SHE MAKES MORE EXCUSES FOR HIM THAN HE DOES FOR HIMSELF. COULD IT BE SOCIETY THAT HAS MADE IT EASIER TO GET DIVORCED AND NOT UPHOLD THE LAWS OF MARRIAGE?

COULD IT BE MEN THAT ARE UPSETTING THE PRICE OF OUR MOST VALUABLE RESOURCE? YA KNOW MANKIND HAS ALWAYS DISTURBED WHATEVER HE HAS TOUCHED SO I TAKE PARTIAL BLAME. I WAS OR MAYBE STILL AM A WOMANIZER. I LOVE WOMAN, LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE WOMAN. BUT I AM NEVER IN LOVE WITH THEM. IT IS JUST PURELY PHYSICAL AND AFTER THAT CONTACT I HAVE NO OTHER USE FOR THEM ( I KNOW I AM AN ASSHOLE BUT I AM AN HONEST ASSHOLE). I THINK MOST OF US MEN ARE THE SAME WAY. MOST OF US CANT REMEMBER HOW MANY WOMAN WE HAVE SLEPT WITH. BUT WE ARE CONSTANTLY LOOKING FOR PREY. SO MAYBE IT IS “I” WHO HAS MANIPULATED THE PRICE OF OUR BELOVED ASSET, AND WE HAVE TURNED IT INTO A LIABILITY. WE RUN AROUND SO MUCH WE ARE POISONING THAT WHICH WE LOVE THE MOST. AND IT IS SURELY BACKFIRING ON US. H.I.V AND A HOST OF OTHER UGLIES YA DIG. WE HAVE WOMAN TRYING TO COMPETE FOR THE NEXT SPOT IN OUR LIVES SINCE A LOT OF US AINT WORTH SHIT. WE ARE EITHER DEAD, IN JAIL, GAY, 6 B.M’S ( BABY MOMMA’S), OR HEADED THERE IN THE NEXT 10 YEARS OR SO. SO THE FEW THAT ARE OUT HERE ARE PRECIOUS JEWELS TO WOMAN. THEY NEED A GOOD MAN AND WE NEED A GOOD WOMAN. BUT OUR ACTIONS ARE DESTROYING THE BEST KNOWN RESOURCE THAT MAN COULD HAVE. I STARTED THIS BLOG IN ONE MIND FRAME AND KNOW IT HAS SHIFTED. MAYBE ME, YOU AND EVERY OTHER MAN THAT HAS DAMAGED A WOMAN IS THE CAUSE OF THIS CATASTROPHE. WE PUT THEM IN POSITIONS WHERE A LONELY WOMAN WILL HAVE SEX WITH A MAN IF SHE THINKS IT WILL KEEP HIM AROUND, AND WHEN HE DOESN’T THE PRICE OF COOCH DROPS AGAIN. I SAY WOMAN TAKE BACK YA PUSSY AND RASE THE PRICE ON IT. STOP GIVING IT TO ANY OLD MAN MAKE SURE YOU GIVE IT TO SOMEONE THAT WILL ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE GIVING UP AND WILL TREAT IT AS SUCH, AND BE RESPONSIBLE AND LOYAL TO IT.
IT IS ALL THESE THANGS AND MORE THAT HAVE PUT THE PRICE OF PUSSY IN CONSTANT DISARRAY. I THOUGHT BEING SINGLE MEANT SOMETHING. SHIT MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SINGLE HAVE BETTER SEX LIVES THAN ME AND MORE OF IT AND I AM IN A LTR.. (SORRY BABES NOT YOUR FAULT, YOU KNOW I GET LAZY AFTER THAT NUT, YOU ARE GREAT…LOL).
COMMENTS IF YOU PLEASE…. SEE LADIES I’M AN ASSHOLE BUT I GOTTA GOOD HEART…
BANG FUKIN BANG

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LMS Comment by LMS on November 20, 2008 at 9:31pm
He is f-ing right! It's hard to meet a man that will date and court you. I know you're thinking that old fashion, but I would like that. He doesn't have to be rich, but stable would be cool! The type that will date me two or three years and then get married. Not that ninja that thinks I want to be sold a dream, and given a nightmare! The type that has the foundation of hard work instilled him and believes in family. Even if he came from a single home with no father figure, but still wants to lay the foundation with me and build something real! That's NOT hard! Just venting. :)
she-who-rocks Comment by she-who-rocks on November 21, 2008 at 8:39am
Lol LilMiss....I want my knight in shining armor on his valiant steed to rescue me, hopefully he will be cuter than Shrek. But I want the fairy tale. I think the problem is too many women have given up the search for the fairy tale because it takes time. Americans have become too much "i want it now" look at how we spent oursevles into credit holes and bought houses we couldnt afford. I think it will come back once we all settle and grow up a little.
It takes work, you gotta make em court you, I think about it like this, when you are introduced to fine champagne, you can't really enjoy the cheap stuff. So you gotta give him a taste of the good life, but not so much you sell yourself short and he realizes anything less is a waste of his time :)
Siren Comment by Siren on November 21, 2008 at 2:11pm
That is because ho skanks throw it at Men instead of putting up a chase...which has made ninjas
Boss/MadamBA Comment by Boss/MadamBA on November 21, 2008 at 2:18pm
LOL@some of the comments

Implement Joan's three-month rule
Siren Comment by Siren on November 21, 2008 at 2:21pm
That is because ho skanks throw it at Men instead of putting up a chase...which has made ninjas lazy!
Goldie Fish Comment by Goldie Fish on November 21, 2008 at 2:21pm
i couldnt read it. i didn't know where to look first. caps are killing me.
she-who-rocks Comment by she-who-rocks on November 21, 2008 at 5:34pm
sorry at goldfish, i took it from blogxilla he writes in all caps. I just really enjoyed the blog and wanted to share :)

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