Think Like A Woman, Act Like A Woman

Whoever thought ‘Think like a man, act like a lady’ was a good idea secretly wanted you to be single all of your life. Any man that will admit to wanting a woman who thinks like him is probably admitting that he’s interested in men. Men and women were made differently, it’s not in the cards for us to figure each other out. 

What will thinking like a man get you? Just a bunch of penis and in the end, a lot of loneliness. You’ll be labeled as a whore because thinking like a man only results to acting like one. The “hit & run” attitude will eventually catch up to you, then taint your entire reputation until no real man wants to deal with you. 

No man wants someone who thinks just like him, that’s boring. Men love the thrill of the chase. No matter how much they deny it, they like the mystery of not knowing whats in that box of chocolate. Could you imagine a world where we could easily figure each other out? Boring! So why bother thinking like a man? What if men were out here thinking like women? I know most women wouldn’t be the slightest into that situation. I personally don’t want a man that thinks like me. My thoughts are feminine. They are mine. Sometimes I think I don’t want to put out tonight but secretly I want him to ravish me like a hungry animal. 

Thinking like a man will only lead you into a cold world of assumption. You’ll try to “read” a man and in fact get it all wrong. Why? Because not all men are created equal. Save yourself the headache and just play the role you were given. Think like a woman and act like a woman. Being a woman will attract the right man.