Vibe Magazine x Baller Alert Presents: 5 Rules For Women For All Star Weekend

NBA All Star Weekend is upon us and once again we've teamed up with Vibe Magazine to bring you a list of Do's and Don'ts. This time, we are helping you get it in Orlando. 5 Rules for the ladies courtesy of myself and 5 Rules for the guys courtesy of our friends over at Vibe Magazine.

 

 

Rule 1: Bring Your Ho-Bag

Never go anywhere unprepared. You may end up going from a fun night in a club to a drunken night on the floor of some stranger's hotel room and you know what? I'm not here to judge. Just make sure you have all of the necessities to have you looking as fabulous as possible while taking the walk of shame. Always Remember -- Condoms are a must, especially when stranger sex is involved.

 

 

Rule 2: If You Can't Walk In Em, Don't Wear Em

And by "Em" I'm referring to heels. The duck waddle isn't cute ladies and you're not about to snag a baller in Orlando walking around looking like your hemorrhoids are flaring. I normally suggest a heel with a high platform. High platform heels give the illusion of a high heel, but are far more comfortable because the actual heel to platform measurements are only a 2 inch difference, verses 5 or 6. If you're not a high heel pro, I suggest the platform. No one cares if you're in red bottoms if you walk like you have a stick up your ass.

 

 

Rule 3: Plan For The Future

I know it's All Star Weekend and girls just wanna have fun, but if you're trying to snag a baller, the time is now! Go for the long haul. A quick fling is cool, but an ongoing thing is way much better. Make sure you exchange numbers and you keep in contact ever so often. If you see he'll be in your town soon, send him a friendly reminder of what he had in Orlando. The long road is the road to riches.

 

 

Rule 4: If You're Paying You're Doing It Wrong

Clubs are trying to fill there venue with the hottest women and men are trying to find something sexy to take back to the hotel. Push up those titties and get your entire night paid for. Whether it's free entry at the club, all of your drinks at the bar paid for or a comped bottle, there is no reason a ballerific woman should be paying for ANYTHING. You shouldn't have to reach out of your pocket to even pay valet! If you've had to pay for anything, you haven't worked your magic and you're doing something wrong. I suggest reading some old Baller Alert Discussion Forums for a refresher.

 

 

Rule 5: NBA Players Aren't The Only Ballers So Always Look Your Best

Just because he isn't 6'6" and slim doesn't mean he isn't balling. In fact, the Baller's you want to snag are likely not going to be athletes byway. Corporate ballers may be in town partying it up so always look your best, you never know who's watching. Even if you're not heading to Orlando to snag a baller, still dress to the 9, you are in competition with a lot of other women who will be in town! We are winners here at BA!

 

 

Bonus: Don't Get Wifed Up

Ladies, All Star Weekend is for fun! Don't go down to Orlando on Thursday and be booed up by Friday. What fun will you have when you have some needy man attached to your tit for 4 days? If he's looking for love, direct him the nearest exit instead! 

 

 

Click HERE To Read Vibe's Advice For The Fellas

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Comment by Lovelymeeh on February 20, 2012 at 3:05pm

Yes,to the corporate ballers.

Comment by AKa maddie on February 20, 2012 at 4:13pm

I was reading about Jeremy Lin (love him) and UNFORTUNATELY a link drew me to BSO aka whatshisface Littal's site he has a  SUPER SHADE THROWING  piece on this article. With a picture he is alluding will follow this post. 

Comment by Sissy on February 20, 2012 at 7:28pm

No Player's Association party this year because a lot of players aren't going.  Orlando is such a wack city smh

Comment by Baller Alert on February 21, 2012 at 9:03am

@sissy I was wondering who was going to be at the party.. I might do the amusement parks while I'm there lol

Comment by danileggz on February 21, 2012 at 9:19pm
Hilarious as always lmao @ hemorrhoids flaring
Comment by Bonita on February 21, 2012 at 10:21pm

Have fun ladies!

Comment by Sissy on February 22, 2012 at 10:46am

@Boss Disney is the s*** though lol.  Going to be a long weekend smh...

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