We're In A State Of Emergency, Theres A Shortage Of Good D...

Depending on how long you've been getting it in, you probably remember the good ol' days where yo could get some good quality D at any given moment. Good D came in any package, tall, short, skinny or fat and no matter how many times you hit up Mr. Good he never slipped, not once! It was definitely good quality every time and you could guarantee he had that "come back". These days however, it's a very different story. Mr. Good isn't even Mr. Okay anymore. What's happened to the quality of D? Is it in the water? 

 

I can only speak for me, some of you ballerific women may have found your knight in shining sex slave and are getting piped down on the regular. I myself, have been in a rut when it comes to that good. I actually took a few days to sit back and analyze it. Where has all the good D gone? Well here's my piece. Men aren't concerned with satisfying us anymore. The men with the big packages think that we should be happy with just that. The days of you get yours AND THEN i get mine are over! Most men are only worried about getting theres and are hardly interested in putting in any amount of work. A lot of it may have to do with the music they listen to as well. Back in the 90's and early 2000's everything was about love making. Now-a-days it's about beating it up. Unfortunately most men can't even get that right. They're use going through the motions.

 

Then you have the guys who are trying to please a woman. They're great, but a lot of them are hardly packing. Boy, they try so hard but unfortunately they aren't hitting on a thing (literally). So they're working up a sweat and you're laying there feeling a mixture of disgust and pity. You know he means well but  you need more than just the motion of the ocean, you need a titanic right about now. 

 

I think the accessibility of the female vagina is also a major factor in the shortage of good D. Men can easily get sex so they aren't inclined to work very hard to get it or keep it. They don't care if you run back and tell your friends how horrible he was. Why? Because the next woman is still going to give it up to him. He knows that as soon as he's done hitting you he's going to head to the next girl's house to get some more. He has to at least LOVE you before he attempts to give you 100% effort, but how do you get a guy like that to love you? You don't. 

 

In a world of Bad D, the man wins. The minute we serve him some bad P though, oh yeah, he'll feel our pain. What are some reasons you think men are serving up bad product?

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Tags: relationships, sex

Comment by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on July 25, 2011 at 11:02am
Hmm, I was thinking bad diet myself. So many people eat a lot of fast foods and prepackaged food. Everything is over processed and lacks nourishment. That's my take on it anyway.
Comment by MS. UCAN NEVA GET ENUFF!! on July 25, 2011 at 11:23am

I guess thats why Im on a D- diet

Comment by Eleven8 on July 25, 2011 at 12:01pm
@CCDreamer Diet never even crossed my mind. I was thinking more mental and forgot all about food. I definitely think our food has something to do with it.
Comment by E. Rose on July 25, 2011 at 2:08pm

I totally agree with your statement! I'm going into my 3rd year in college right now and I see a lot of my peers just giving away their bodies at parties. SMH.

 

  "I think the accessibility of the female vagina is also a major factor in the shortage of good D. Men can easily get sex so they aren't inclined to work very hard to get it or keep it. They don't care if you run back and tell your friends how horrible he was. Why? Because the next woman is still going to give it up to him. He knows that as soon as he's done hitting you he's going to head to the next girl's house to get some more. He has to at least LOVE you before he attempts to give you 100% effort, but how do you get a guy like that to love you? You don't"


Comment by AllyNWonderland on July 25, 2011 at 3:02pm
i have no clue but this s*** is ri-damn-diculous......
Comment by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on July 25, 2011 at 4:16pm

Diet and lack of exercise and free p****. lol

My cousin is an addict and he gets more P than most. I guess addicts are more charming.

Comment by livelife25 on July 25, 2011 at 5:38pm
I soooo feel you on that "beat it up" message in music just messing up these men's heads!  I had to tell my current partner to slow it down and take it easy and show him some things. That mess is not what you do all the time, everytime!
Comment by Mz.PhatBack on July 25, 2011 at 7:52pm
By time that get in it tryin to go so hard after 15min he need a break when if you slow it down than when both is almost there make that last lil15 count. But it do have a lot to do wit what there puttin in there body
Comment by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on July 26, 2011 at 10:16am
Eleven8 and $picey, I think it is a combination of all you've said. Now, how to reverse the tide is the question. Because if they don't turn it around, I forsee a lot more peens being tossed in the Cuisinart, glued to stomachs or worse they'll be a story on Dateline/48 Hours/Cold Case. When your woman is dyckmatized she doesn't have time to plot your death. IJS lol
Comment by RoyaleT on July 26, 2011 at 3:05pm
Ive never experienced so many small dicks until I moved to DC but ironically Ive met some of the biggest ego's and everyone thinks they are Magnum worthy *kanye shrug*

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