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What You Should REALLY Be Doing This Weekend—5 Things
I don’t expect everyone to agree with me but there is an open secret that celebrities do not party on Fri, Saturday with the regular people, at least not locally. If they do, it’s a walk-through, and their on their way to the VIP exclusive event that nobody (but perhaps, Baller Alert) knows about usually at a private unnamed establishment or residence. In the meantime....
Check this out:
1. Best Night To Meet A Baller—Tues, Thurs, Sun nights. Spend your weekends recuperating. You work so you can’t go out during the week? Quit your job or invest in Red Bull. Remember, you have to be committed to this life. Why go out during the week? Because that’s when the regular boys and girls are sleeping to get ready for the grind the next day. The 9-5er is safely out of your way because you don't have time for mistaken identities. You need a room full of opportunity. You, beautiful, should be at VIP. See you Tuesday night!
2. Research—Okay, Spring is coming up. Do you have your vacations planned for the year? Where are you going? Skip Cancun, go for Cabo, where they hang. Did you check the NBA/NFL/MLB schedule? Where are they staying? Who’s in town next week? What are you wearing? When’s the next conference, game, concert? What city? Send emails. Get in touch with publicists for invitations to parties. (Hint, hint Kentucky Derby time is almost here). Disguise yourself. Never give away your real motives.
3. Sleep—You’ve spent all week running behind him. He was in town, you got it in, he left. Get your beauty sleep. Remember, it is your only asset! Besides, the more you sleep, the less you eat. Keep that body tight!
4. Go Out—If you must venture amongst the bridge and tunnel folks, hit a low-profile spot like a upscale hotel bar. Choose hotel only after researching where he or his type stays. Never go blindly and take a chance. Time is too precious. Have drinks alone or with a friend. You’ll find him leaving, he’ll ask you what’s up. Look good. I do stress being ALONE.
5. Shave—Devote at least three hours to maintaining your body, every weekend. Keep that body silky smooth and hair free. He may call next week and it’d be a shame (and costly) if he finds you with bags under your eyes and prickly legs.
So, you see when you really look at it, there’s too much to do on the weekends. How can you find time to hit the local joint to see what happens? You gotta get ready for the next week until you get him. Remember, you want to eventually land him.
Get 'em, girl!
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Comment by AllThatsFab.com on March 9, 2008 at 4:40pm -
I can't breathe. This is hilarious
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Comment by Bossy on March 12, 2008 at 4:34am -
Funny...
I agree for the most part the hottest parties are during the week. Weekends are date nights/family time etc.
Do people really still go to Cancun? OH MY!
See ya at the Derby:)
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Comment by MsTrouble on March 20, 2008 at 5:41pm -
You are right since I have been out of work i see that all the parties are on weeknights way after 12am. One spot here in DC called the Fly Lounge is poppin on Mondays after 12am. The first time i went, i was like who are these people and why are they getting it in like this on a Monday night. i was with my baby baller from New York, him and his boys knew about all the hot spots.
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Comment by SoFlyyy on March 31, 2008 at 8:59am -
Your points are very true....
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Comment by Le Coquette on March 31, 2008 at 10:01am -
GetEm, did you update this? I don't remember it being this good last time I read it. LOL. What I try to do if I am going out late nite is to go home and take a nap. LOL. For real. Go home, even tell your boss you have a Doctor's appt (if you know it is a hot party). Leave early. GO home and take a nap for about 2-3 hrs. GET UP (which is sometimes hard) get dressed up and go out. You won't be as tired the next day at work. I also ALWAYS buy hot dresses. If i see it, i buy it. Just to have them on standby that way if there is a hot event coming up you already have something and you aren't scrambling for a dress that someone else might have bought from the same store.
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Comment by Sugar on December 5, 2008 at 8:15am -
Great Post Where are you hiding we miss ya !!
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Comment by she-who-rocks on December 5, 2008 at 12:14pm -
invest in red bull....lol
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Comment by PrettyThinker on January 3, 2009 at 3:26am -
Funnyyyyyyyyy......But Trueeeee
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Comment by Angelina Yee on October 30, 2010 at 11:07pm -
I love this, but VERY true. Esp for NFL. They always party sunday nights after games for two reasons... Away games usually get them back around 12am and they don't have practice on Mondays after a win. Also, Wed. are their paydays so they are usually more inclined to go out.
Saturdays before games they have curfew so you will rarely ever catch them out..
Happy hunting ladies. lol.
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Comment by golden on March 29, 2011 at 12:38am -
Tre True.. only in LA Wed and Mon are hot nights too
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