WOMEN REALLY WANT MEN TO LIE.... (FROM A MALE'S PERSPECTIVE)



This blog is a spinoff of the blog 10 Reasons Why Your Baller Won't Call You Back. This blog was not written by the same man but another guy that read the blog and the comments. He is dedicating it to TopShelfChick especially.

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I just got off the phone with a heated convo with my ex and the movie "A Few Good Men" came to mind...I say that cause there's a famous line in that movie where Tom Cruise's character is cross-examining Jack Nicholson in court and Tom says I'm entitled to the truth..and Jack goes "You want the truth the real truth" and Tom says "Yes I deserve it" and you get the famous line "You can't handle the truth".

See I had an epiphany and women really want the lies, or if not want the lies, a lot can not handle the truth. Most people go thru their days with this nice little perception of reality and self belief but if we were to really get the truth it would destroy us. Allow me to go deeper

-You know if your fat...you know for a fact that your not still that same size 5 you were in high school...so when you ask your man if you've put on some pounds and he's honest--you get pissed and call him insensitive and start crying and basically get dramatic. But you knew that before he asked. You know that you can't still fit that high school cheerleader outfit so when your man does what you ask for and tells the truth he gets in trouble so WE LIE

-On that first date you say you want us to be honest about what we want---but honestly if a guy were to sit at that table and say "Well I need some p**** when I want, and some head when I need and if something grows from there then fine if not hey at least I got a nut or two"--95% of women reading this are going to walk away from this guy after throwing their drink on him--so instead we hit with A LIE and say something like "Well I just want to get to know you better and see where things can go"

-Your a hoe and the only reason we are hollering at you is we heard you suck good d***---for some women this is the truth...some guys that you think really really like you have this opinion of you--but we can't say this cause we won't get what we are after...so we LIE--we tell you whatever we think will get you to open your mouth and do

Taking a break from examples for a second...your female friends are the leading causes for you not getting the truth. So many times rather than taking a situation to a man you go to your female friends who keep that whole false sense of reality going. Unlike women--men go to women to find out what they need to do to get with you--we go to our sisters, cousins, female friends and they tell us the lies to tell you to get what we want. Now back to thoughts

A man is pretty basic and transparent. Really all guys are the same..the only thing that separates guys are race/bank account/height/weight.

We all know that if we keep it real we are in for drama.

Every woman reading this probably thinks her p**** is the bomb. The truth your probably not as good as you think you are. Your argument "My Man loves it" or "I've never had a complaint" once again this is a lie we tell you. Your man probably doesn't love what you do in bed (he's probably bored by it) what he loves is the convenience or ease of getting your p**** but if he were to say in bed "I love how convenient your p**** is" vs "I love your p****" he probably aint gonna get that any more...as far as never havin a complaint that's another LIE (albiet unspoken). While it's in a woman's nature to want to discuss s*** men don't like talking about anything that will bring added stress into our lives. So rather than tell you about your flaws we just laugh and complain to our friends.

Thoughts?

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Comment by Babydoll on August 20, 2009 at 4:18pm
oh s***, this is a dedication?????? lol wow.

He really trying to start some s*** on this site & i love it

Good post though. I love the truth, that is why i ask my ex boyfriends and male friends for advice vs my female friends sometimes....truth hurts but it is hella refreshing.
Comment by JustMe on August 20, 2009 at 4:34pm
I love it...
Comment by JustMe on August 20, 2009 at 4:39pm
#Fact Never ask a bish what a man is thinking... unless that bish is BA certified
Comment by livelife25 on August 20, 2009 at 4:45pm
pretty blunt....but very truthful. we all want to hear lies. male or female. maybe females are guilty of liking to hear them more. i can only speak as a female cause i'm not a male. i know some females are going to get on here going "oh no, not me, i want 100% truth, no matter how ugly." and you may really believe you're like that....but no, EVERYONE has a moment when a lie (no matter how small, it's still a lie) gives them what they want.
Comment by Damnstraight on August 20, 2009 at 4:47pm
I'll have to come back and read this. Time for my afternoon snack.lol
Comment by Butter_Cup on August 20, 2009 at 4:49pm
Wow! Oh well, @cookie pie this is very true!! Thanks for the heads up who ever this guy maybe.
Comment by Baller Alert on August 20, 2009 at 4:50pm
This goes both ways...men don't want to hear the truth. Feelings would be so hurt...
Comment by babydoll on August 20, 2009 at 4:55pm
Don't even TRY it... I KNOW of a couple of dudes who couldn't handle the truth... "how come we never go out?" Answer I give: Because I'm just tired and want to chill... TRUTH: Cause I don't wanna be caught out with your monkey ass...and stop eating with ya mouth full"
Comment by Baller Alert on August 20, 2009 at 5:16pm
Yes..all three of us at the same time said niggas can't handle the truth.
Comment by Babydoll on August 20, 2009 at 5:21pm
@ Boss- E-F*****-xactly.....those damn egos

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